Matteo.

My current (this is subject to change) sibling, Matteo Andrea, was born in the year 2000.

This is one of the many various irritating facts about him.

Like being born in 2000.

Seriously. Who's born in 2000?

He just ripped his shirt off and screamed "everyone". I find this facetious.

Why is this funny?

The shirt is completely gone.

As are his pants.

I may be annoying him by reading this aloud.

Possibly.

Now he's screaming for me to stop blogging.

I don't see why I should, he's not really affecting me by walking around sans clothing.

Weird.