Oh yeah

Roma was cool

Italy has a lot of indians in it I guess?

And everyone speaks every language on earth all the time?

And weird italian boys kept trying to buy us roofie coladas drinks because Sam is pretty and outgoing and stuff.

It's ok. She can have pretty and outgoing and stuff. I'll stay headthinky.

um.

THAT IS ALL GOODBYE

xx
S

I have this built in defence mechanism, where, like, if someone makes puppy dog eyes at me, I die

Which leads me to believe I was probably born in a test tube somewhere in America and then given to brainwashed Canadian people (my parents) once the experiment was over and now I just have to live as a person until I'm activated as an extraordinarily awkward sleeper cell of sorts.

And stuff.

That seems like a very America kind of thing to do to a person.

I just, like, can't even ever.

The thing is (with me living as a person until I'm activated as an extraordinarily awkward sleeper cell of sorts), is that I SUCK at it. I SUCK at being a person.

And I mean this in the least ooh-I'm-a-teenaged-girl-and-I-feel-awkward-because-it's-TRENDY kind of way possible.

I'm just like not good at emoting. About anything.

I DUNNO EMOTIONS MAKE ME NERVOUS LIKE AH STOP GO AWAY

and stuff

x

Simona