Matteo is going to blog now (in the style of a homestuck pesterlog)

spiderMan [SM] began pestering blogQueen [BQ] at 4:20

SM: Dear fellow bloggers around the world,

SM: I fail to see the excitement in what you do on the computer. When there are millions of other things to do in the world, you would rather sit on your ass and gain fifty pounds in a month.

BQ: This is untrue. 

SM: I also have a rant about frosted flakes.

SM:Dear frosted flakes,

SM:You don't help kids at all! All you do is tell kids to eat and then they'll be athletic. Sure the cereal lasts for about five minutes, but then the second later they faceplant into the ground. FACEPLANT. It gives kids no nutritious value. They don't become stronger for eating frosted flakes.

BQ: Why do we care? 
SM: What you really need to tell kids is eat Vector. It's good for you

BQ: Why would a multi billion dollar corporation willingly advertise for a competitor? 
SM: I don't know if this is a real thing I'm saying right now. But you should give them Vitamin O. Vitamin O stands for Oh Yes and you know why? Because that's the sound your wife made last night- 

BQ: THIS TRAIN OF THOUGHT ENDS HERE. WE DO NOT NEED ANY LAW SUITS ON A BLOG THAT HAS ONLY BEEN RESTARTED FOR 2 HOURS. 

SM: So basically my unfunny message is, kids, eat vector. Cause that's also what your mother-- 

BQ: NO. 

SM: Ha ha ha ha.

spiderMan [SM] ceased pestering blogQueen [BQ] 

*afterlog*
Well. That was something.
I think it's pretty clear, but just in case: matteo was spiderMan and I was blogQueen
I swear to god, this was in the default pesterchum courier new size 10 of homestuck's pesterlogs, but the damn HTML on this frakking website is so frakking stubborn (I say frakking now. Frakking is cool.)
Also, sorry if any of the two lines of pesterlogging are randomly joined together like one long strain of text instead of just 
SM:
BQ:
Once again, damn stubborn HTML. Thinking they need to autocorrect my shit. 
LEAVE ME ALONE, BLOGSPOT HTML.

If this ^^^^ afterlog was complete gibberish to you, essentially what I'm saying is blogspot is fucking my shit up. 
Because the HTML IS SO PRESUMPTUOUS, IT AUTOMATICALLY ASSUMES I'VE MADE A MISTAKE. 
ahem.