I have this built in defence mechanism, where, like, if someone makes puppy dog eyes at me, I die

Which leads me to believe I was probably born in a test tube somewhere in America and then given to brainwashed Canadian people (my parents) once the experiment was over and now I just have to live as a person until I'm activated as an extraordinarily awkward sleeper cell of sorts.

And stuff.

That seems like a very America kind of thing to do to a person.

I just, like, can't even ever.

The thing is (with me living as a person until I'm activated as an extraordinarily awkward sleeper cell of sorts), is that I SUCK at it. I SUCK at being a person.

And I mean this in the least ooh-I'm-a-teenaged-girl-and-I-feel-awkward-because-it's-TRENDY kind of way possible.

I'm just like not good at emoting. About anything.

I DUNNO EMOTIONS MAKE ME NERVOUS LIKE AH STOP GO AWAY

and stuff

x

Simona