Re: whostheyanyway.blogspot.com

Dear Reader (because I know it's only Julia out there),

I simply MUST refer to and possibly TEAR APART LIKE A SPARTAN a part of Julia's blog, as referring to the end of Harry Potter (cry, moan, whimper like a petulant child, etc).

I don't much feel like reiterating her entire post... so here. LE SNIPPET.

"THE END HAS COME. On July 15th, my childhood will have come to an abrupt close. But as the snitch says, "I open at the close" so maybe it's not all over, right? RIGHT?? "

Adorkable, as I may or may not have mentioned. But seriously, that font is hard as shit to read. I had to put a black highlight to it. Though, now that I think of it, how hard exactly is shit? Is the shit we are referring to frozen?




Irrelevant.

The main point I want to discuss is the mention of the snitch. Indeed, the snitch opens at the end...... And reveals the half-dead remnants of the person/people that you loved enough to attempt bending the rules of the universe and all of Narnia to bring back.

Maybe, I don't want my snitch opened. Maybe the entire idea of the snitch opening at the close is that it opens to console you as you walk towards your sure and brave demise, and is a gift not meant for the living to dwell on.

Yes.
I have decided. That is it. Let no one contest me on this. The snitch opens at the close because no person who is going to have to face the consequences of today tomorrow could handle that. I mean, Harry is the obvious exception, but then, he's the exception to most rules, isn't he? *cheesy Paramore plays in background*

And maybe this isn't the end, because JK Rowling is a crafty little witch, and is revealing the new site "Pottermore" - not that we know what that entails. At all.

I really, really hope that it's good.

Okay, okay, I've wasted enough of your precious time.

GO, MY LOVELIES. DANCE TIL YOU'RE DEAD.

(isn't that so much better than a regular sign off?)